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Crazy Dog T-Shirts Funny Tie for Men – I Do Not Have the Time or the Crayons to Explain This to You Print Necktie – Novelty Fun Gag Gift for Teachers Coworkers Geek Nerds Office Outfit Accessory

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Fabric type
Polyester
Origin
Made in USA or Imported.

About this item

  • Hilarious Crayon Tie with Sarcastic Quote: Features colorful crayon graphics and bold text that reads I Do Not Have the Time or the Crayons to Explain This to You perfect for humor lovers and statement makers.
  • Perfect Gag Gift for Teachers or Nerdy Dads: Whether for coworkers, teachers, or smart aleck friends, this novelty tie makes a memorable birthday, office party, or white elephant gift for the sarcastically inclined.
  • One Size Fits Most with Easy Knot Style: Made from lightweight polyester with a tapered end that ties easily into any classic knot, this funny tie offers comfort and eye-catching style for all-day wear.
  • Great for Classrooms and Casual Office Days: Ideal for educators or clever professionals who enjoy wearing a laugh perfect for casual Fridays, classroom humor, or nerdy costume events.
  • Durable and Designed in the USA: Printed with fade-resistant inks on soft, premium polyester, this necktie delivers long-lasting color and sarcasm that holds up through every laugh and conversation.


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Gwen H
Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2025
My brother loves funny ties. This fit the bill.
Curstin
Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2024
got this for my teacher husband and he thought it was cute. its a well made tie that looks like a really nice tie. the pattern and words on it are very clear. holds a knot well!
Hannah
Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2024
This was a great gift for a teacher!
Kellen Hutchings
Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2024
Got this for my dad for Christmas. Arrived very quickly and was well made. He is a teacher and thought this was hilarious
Penny
Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2024
This tie has a navy blue background with lavender, lime green, gray, and fuchsia crayons in a pattern, and a message at the bottom in light green that reads, “I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.” The message may be slightly insulting to some, but if you were wearing a suit jacket that is buttoned, the message won’t show. This is a funny tie to give as a gift to someone with a good sense of humor. It would be up to them whether it is productive to wear it or not! If someone is wearing it without a jacket or leaves the jacket unbuttoned, the message can be clearly seen. The tie itself is on the shiny side, medium in width, and a standard regular length. The colors will go with a wide range of clothing. This would be a good gift for someone who is retiring and never needs to wear it, a person who conducts trainings and has a good sense of humor, or perhaps a teacher who actually does use crayons to explain things, making it an ironic message. This plucky tie might not be to everyone’s taste, so be careful about gifting it!