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Reviewed in the United States on December 7, 2022
Do you like cookie clicker? Maybe you play old school runescape. If you do anything remotely asaociated with mindlessly clicking over and over again to accumulate points, this may be a near perfect fidget toy for you. Unlike other tally counters, this has a whopping seven digits, and most crucially, it has no reset button. There is just one spring loaded button to press. Enjoy endless hours of engaging in the satisfying click of each button press, watching the counter increase by no more or less than one each time. My only complaint is that the stiffness of the spring, while great for training finger strength, is maybe higher than I would like.Revel in the thought that you have found meaning in an otherwise meaningless existence. You exist to click. You may discover that your newfound purpose has a broad and positive impact on your life. I was once an aimless fool, struggling to bear the weight of consciousness. Now, armed with a mission in life, I am every inch the gentleman scholar, the philosopher king that I had always dreamed of being. Lesser humans grovel before me. Children hang posters of me on their walls. I can read minds. I am able to start fires with so much as a mean look. I eyeball the perfect amount of water for my rice cooker every single time.The same can be true for you, so what are you waiting for? Buy this thing, and enjoy the journey to 9,999,999.
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